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Name: Hit-O-Honey Number: 82 Abandoned by her parents because of her less than sweet nature and sold to pirates for a small fortune, a young girl with a sassy demeanor and an affinity for attention and glory spent her days onboard The Panty Raider. Madame Chérie, a former circus entertainer captured by the pirates of The Panty Raider and made their wench, took in the young girl and raised her as her own. The Madame taught the girl the ways of stage performance, as well as the underhanded tricks of pirates. Given the stage name Hit-O-Honey for her sneaky and evil behavior that was masked with charm, she often entertained the swashbuckling men with flaunting routines to their enjoyment and basked in the limelight. She loved amusing the scallywags, but knew their delight would lead to their demise. Knowing that she was destined for fame and fortune, Hit-O-Honey, with the help of the Madame, devised a plan for her to escape the clutches of the buccaneers. During her performance, she slipped the pirates poison in their cask of grog. With a bottle of rum in each hand, she set off and sailed away in the dingy into the darkness of night. Hit-O-Honey eventually hit ground in the land of Tacoma. There she stepped into a dockyard and stumbled upon another clan of pirates. These were the most scurvy (and quite curvy) pirates that she’d ever seen. However she wasn’t afraid, but rather drawn to them. They called themselves the Marauding Mollys and had skates instead of peglegs and hips as weapons. They swaggered around the track and showboated on their skates. So with her remaining bottle of rum, Hit-O-Honey poured a shot for each Molly and knew that she found her crew. Favorite Position: Jammer |
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